NAME: Kyaki // lazynin (will create s/n as needed)

FANDOM: Ouran
CHARACTER: Haninozuka Mitsukuni
UNIVERSE: Ninja. (No, not Naruto!Ninja. Just ninja.)
BACKGROUND (AU):
Imagine tracing the Haninozuka and Morinozuka families a few generations back, to the feudal era. Now place Hunny and Mori into that setting, as ninja. They are hired by Tamaki, to do various ninja-like things, and sometimes just to stand around looking pretty (and in Hunny's case, acting cute). So, really, cosplay or having a swarm of fangirls (though they're hardly the same squeeing females as in the present times) around them isn't something they've never seen or experienced.
Hunny excels at hand to hand combat, and use of weapons, much as he does in canon. However, unlike canon, Tamaki hasn't effected Hunny in the same way that he doesn't try not to discipline himself at all anymore. As a ninja, he has to be serious when the time comes for it, but he no longer presses himself to try and hide his love for sweets and cute things when he's around friends, or family.


HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION:
Your character is abducted by someone called Mr. Smith who wants to know where "Morpheus" is.

"Someone might want to tell me what's going on here," Hunny said sweetly, rocking a bit. He kept his hands clasped behind his back, wide eyes peering upwards. The look was deceptively cute; anyone that saw only that wouldn't think he was capable of what he'd just done.

Around him, the unfamiliar room was in shambles. Someone had tried to wake him, and he'd never been much of a morning person (which didn't change simply because he'd been abducted). That person had gotten away with only a broken arm, and being knocked into unconsciousness when Hunny had thrown him once he'd started to wake more.

A few others that tried to calm him afterwards weren't so fortunate that a broken bone was their only ailment. Honestly, though, they'd kidnapped a ninja from the Haninozuka family and didn't expect a good fight?

The creepy, stiff looking man he now looked up at spoke up in a flat business tone, "Have you seen Mor--"

"I saaaaid," he interrupted, drawing his words out. The same, pleasant smile was on his face. "You might want to explain this to me. You can start from why I got kidnapped, and how you did it."

When the man started to repeat his question, Hunny didn't hesitate to throw him into the nearest broken excuse of a wall.

"Tama-chan didn't assign me to go here, you know, so I reeaallllyy don't want to have to explain to him why he's got to cover up everything once I'm done with you guys, if theres anything left. So answer for me~?"

Mr. Smith was surprisingly cooperative, after that.